A lonely old lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married, so she
put a "Wanted Ad" in the local paper that read, "Husband Wanted. Must
be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and
must still be good in bed. All applicants must apply in person."

On the second day of the ad, she heard the doorbell ring. There sat a
man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

She asked in a sarcastic manner, "You're not expecting me to consider
you, are you? Just look at you - you have no legs.?
The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you."

She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
"Therefore, no chance to beat you,? the old man said.

The old lady raised her eyebrows and stared at him intensely, "Are you
still good in bed?" she asked.
The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?" :D :D :lol:



How could he ring the doorbell? :D :D Ai biết trả lời giùm , hihihi

chắc dùng lưởi bấm chuông hả :D :D :D

<div class='quotetop'>(HoangHon @ Mar 9 2006, 02:47 AM) [snapback]95308[/snapback]</div>gúm chít :rolleyes:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 8 2006, 11:19 PM) [snapback]95319[/snapback]</div> Tonge and mouth ... sure that ... it's more reasonable to ring the door bell :lol: :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 10 2006, 01:45 PM) [snapback]95407[/snapback]</div>maybe he used the other one , i 'll try to find it out :rolleyes: what's it Khang? :ph34r:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 10 2006, 01:39 AM) [snapback]95426[/snapback]</div> If the door bell fit his-other-one very much :D

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 10 2006, 02:44 PM) [snapback]95431[/snapback]</div> :lol: :lol: :lol: too high

long enough, certainly :D :D :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>(khang @ Mar 10 2006, 03:03 PM) [snapback]95446[/snapback]</div>really ? :blink:

<div class='quotetop'>(khang @ Mar 10 2006, 02:03 AM) [snapback]95446[/snapback]</div>only long is not enough for a door bell ringing :D
otherwise, he could not wear any thing :D

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 10 2006, 03:25 PM) [snapback]95448[/snapback]</div>hahahaha no, maybe he's a Spanish man. he wore a skirt :D

He has no legs, no arms, why a skirt?
No need to wear pants

<div class='quotetop'>(khang @ Mar 11 2006, 08:21 AM) [snapback]95470[/snapback]</div>how can he covered his .... :wub:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 10 2006, 08:31 PM) [snapback]95486[/snapback]</div> :blink: with big hole :P :P

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 12 2006, 09:38 AM) [snapback]95510[/snapback]</div>how can ... ? :ph34r:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 12 2006, 09:10 PM) [snapback]95539[/snapback]</div>Big bag with big hole for his head and other hole for his ... doorbell-ringing-doing :D :D :D

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 14 2006, 01:27 PM) [snapback]95567[/snapback]</div> :lol: :lol: :lol: quỷ dịch OC

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 14 2006, 02:13 AM) [snapback]95574[/snapback]</div> :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: really be?????

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 14 2006, 03:23 PM) [snapback]95576[/snapback]</div> :rolleyes: .... :wub:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 14 2006, 07:41 PM) [snapback]95592[/snapback]</div>I like the :wub: you are :wub:
but not sure about the thoughts :)

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 15 2006, 01:35 PM) [snapback]95608[/snapback]</div>:D :D :D my thoughts r like yours. :D but not sure 'bout the axn :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 15 2006, 06:53 PM) [snapback]95621[/snapback]</div>AOL show you ... seo lai????? :D

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 16 2006, 11:15 AM) [snapback]95645[/snapback]</div>suỵt suỵt ... giởn 1 hồi đi wá đà rùi ,hoy hũm nói nữa :wub:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 16 2006, 01:49 AM) [snapback]95649[/snapback]</div>Ok, giờ mình đi đâu ??? :D

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 16 2006, 03:29 PM) [snapback]95661[/snapback]</div>ông OC chuyên gia nghĩ méo mó, tui nói đi đâu đâu :o