SuCu was sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, SuCu replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and SuCu fell asleep. When SuCu woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. SuCu said, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here." The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female

Sưu Tầm :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Giờ mới biết tại sao Suku đi vô chùa :lol: :lol: :lol:

hihihihihi ..sure that i'm not that girl :lol: :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ May 2 2006, 09:15 PM) [snapback]98838[/snapback]</div>Ừa, cô bé đó là mèo .. thì mèo đã biết ngay cái đó là cái tu huýt. Thổi liền hén mèo :-) tèng teng

Luulytim: You got me :)

<div class='quotetop'>(su cu @ May 3 2006, 12:37 PM) [snapback]98850[/snapback]</div>su ku lại nữa rồi :P để sis Lỳ trị suku mới được :lol:

:lol: :lol: hít nói lun

<div class='quotetop'>(chuyentinhbuon @ May 3 2006, 08:45 PM) [snapback]98868[/snapback]</div>coi chừng tới anh bị suku kéo vô nữa bi giờ :lol:

cũng may là chỉ mới nướng con chim của Sucu thôi, nếu lỡ xé phay thì chắc Sucu wa Thái Lan giải phẫu thành nữ luôn rùi :)

<div class='quotetop'>(khang @ May 4 2006, 03:44 PM) [snapback]98922[/snapback]</div>hahaha nhóc Khang theo kịp rùi kà , sucu đi lên núi luôn rồi

<div class='quotetop'>(LưuLyTím @ May 2 2006, 09:40 AM) [snapback]98810[/snapback]</div>Really???? :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ May 2 2006, 08:15 PM) [snapback]98838[/snapback]</div>If you was her, you would treat him more seriously ??? :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>(chuyentinhbuon @ May 3 2006, 07:45 AM) [snapback]98868[/snapback]</div>CTB ... teo như con cheo lun rồi hả :lol: còn không biết chạy gấp, ở đó mà zòm :lol: