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woman: Is this your first "date" ?
man: Yes, this is my first "date" after a divorce

woman: What do you do to live ?
man: I am a master of love

woman: Do you like this movie ?
man: I don't . But my ex-girlfriend loved it

woman: Honey, is that girl wearing a beautiful necklace ?
man: Oh ...yeah, she is very sexy

woman: Wow ... that ring is very cute
man: I forget my wallet at home

woman: What is the day next Tuesday ?
man: Let me check the calendar

woman: Don't drive too fast . You are not young anymore . Please watch the road .
man: Stop it. You sound like my mom

woman: Is this your last decision ?
man: I never think about it

woman: Honey, I need a new dress . My friend's wedding will be next month .
man: My bank is empty

woman: I can't live without you.
man: I can't live with you

woman: I love you ... to ...death
man: I love .... you to die

woman: Honey, let's go to bed . But I can't ...I am tired tonight
man: Thanks God ! I am full !

woman: If you have a wish, what will it be ?
man: I wish I have never married you !
woman: Why?
man: Ask yourself !

woman: Sigh ......., nothing is for free ...!
man: Including you !

woman: If I know you are such like this I ...
man: I am not a prophet too

woman: Are we going to have a divorce ?
man: Let me check my property first

woman: I love you so much but I know I can't live longer than 6 months
man: Baby, I am very patient ! I am a Catholic man

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