11-09-2010, 08:16 PM
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Tham gia ngày: Aug 2009
Nơi Cư Ngụ: Virgin Island
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Suy ngẫm vu vơ...
Have You Ever Wonder...??
Why
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... the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our
skin ?
Why
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... women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed ?
Why
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... don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery' ?
Why....
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is ''abbreviated'' such a long word ?
Why....
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is it that doctors call what they do ''practice'' ?
Why ...
... is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons ?
Why
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... is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?
Why
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... is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour ?
Why
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... isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ?
Why
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... didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes ?
Why....
... do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections ?
Why ...
... don't sheep shrink when it rains ?
Why
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... are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together ?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes ?
Then...Why....
... don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff ?!
If ....
... Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of
Progress ?
If ....
... flying is so safe, why
do they call the airport the terminal ?
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