[ML'Amour]

Male or Female ????





FREEZER BAGS:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated



HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.



SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.




WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.




TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.




EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.




HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.




THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying ...