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[ML'Amour]

Good readings....
Men's Point of View toward marriage...?


** After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


** By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher !


** The great question... which I have not been able to answer is :
"What does a woman really want ?"


** Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.


** I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.


** Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1/ Whenever you're wrong, admit it !
2/ Whenever you're right, shut up !


** First Guy (proudly): My wife's an Angel !
Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive !


** A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted !!
Next day he received hundreds of letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine !!


** You know what I did before I married ? Anything I wanted to.


** My wife and I were happy for twenty years....Then we met.


** A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


** I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.


** Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


** The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....


** There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage !