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Old 05-04-2006, 05:11 PM
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There was this construction worker SuKu on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker TiuKho on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So SuKu started to give a sign so TiuKho on the ground could understand him.
First SuKu pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, TiuKho on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
SuCu on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at TiuKho , "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
TiuKho replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

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