Hallmark cards for your ex

[HoangHon]

FRONT: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am

INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.


FRONT: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love

INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind.


FRONT: I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.

INSIDE: I never believed in Hell 'till I met you.


FRONT: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:

INSIDE: What the hell was I thinking?


FRONT: I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected.

INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly.


FRONT: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.

INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.


FRONT: I'm so miserable without you,

INSIDE: It's almost like you're here.


FRONT: If you ever need a friend...

INSIDE: Buy a dog

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