I love Sex, I'm looking for Sex !

[DoanTruongThao]

Ca^u chuye^.n na`y ca^'m tre? em nho? tuo^?i vo^ ddo.c nhe, ta.i ma('c co^ng mi' em tha('c ma('c Sex la` gi` thi` fie^`n fu*'c la('m...

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Tui quye^'t ddi.nh nuo^i 1 con cho', no' thie^.t la` de^~ thu*o*ng. Nhi`n ca'i ma(.t ngo* nga'c u*o*'t a't cu?a no' tui cu*' fa^n va^n ma~i, kho^ng bie^'t dda(.t te^n gi`. Ro^'t cuo^.c, tui dda(.t no' te^n Sex. Ta.i sao a`??? Ba` con ddu*`ng ho?i tui... Cha('c ta.i ma^'y te^n Tony, Lyly, Mini, Mino^ gi` dde^`u qua' nhie^`u va` qua' ta^`m thu*o*`ng. Co`n te^n Sex na`y thi` kha'c, vu*a` dda(.c bie^.t ne^n kho^ng de^~ lo^.n vo*'i con cho' na`o, la.i de^~ ke^u... Tui vo^'n ddo^.c tha^n ne^n du` sao Sex cu~ng la` mo^.t thu*' ga^`n gu~i ma` tui ra^'t ca^`n.

Tui ra city hall, tui no'i vo*'i ngu*o*`i nha^n vie^n o*? ddo':

- I need a license for Sex.

Ngu*o*`i nha^n vie^n tro^' ma('t nhi`n tui, kho^ng bie^t' ta.i sao ca'i tha(`ng ddu*.c ru*.a la.i ca^`n license sex, bo^. dde^? ha`nh nghe^` hay sao? Hay la` tha(`ng na`y la` da^n o^ mo^i o^ mai gi` dda^y? Ha('n cu*' kha(ng kha(ng:

- There's no license for sex. It's illegal.

Tui fa?i gia?i thic'h 1 ho^`i no' mo*'i hie^?u tui ca^`n license cho con cho' te^n Sex cu?a tui. Thie^.t ti`nh.

Ma^'y tha'ng dda^`u, con Sex cu?a tui thie^.t la` qua^'y fa' qua' co*~ vi` no' co`n nho? qua' va` mo*'i xa me. ne^n no' re^n la u* u*? ca? dde^m, no' su?a lung tung, la`m tui fa?i thu*'c do^~ da`nh no' lie^n tu.c. Thie^.t la` me^.t qua'. Va`o cho^~ la`m, ngu*o*`i tui ra~ ro*`i, 2 ma('t tha^m qua^`ng vi` ma^'t ngu?. Tha(`ng co-worker tha^'y tui tha?m ha.i la('m hay sao ddo' ne^n ho?i tha(m:

- What's wrong with you, bro?

Tui the^?u na~o tra? lo*`i:

- Because of Sex... It kept me up all night long...

Ma(.t tha(`ng co-worker cho*.t da~n ra, no' vui ve? nha'y ma('t:

- Uhhhhhh......Keep up, bro.

Ro^`i Sex cu~ng da^`n da^`n lo*'n le^n trong ti`nh thu*o*ng ye^u cu?a tui. No' nga`y ca`ng to? ra kho^n ngoan va` lanh le. Tui thu*o*ng ye^u no' ra^'t mu*.c, tha`nh ra, co' 1 la^`n tui ddi le^~ nha` tho*`, trong lu'c o^ng cha rao gia?ng ve^` su*. thie^ng lie^ng cu?a ti`nh thu*o*ng, cu?a lo`ng nha^n a'i, cha xu*' ddo^.t ngo^.t ngu*`ng la.i va` ho?i tui:

- So, that young man, please tell me what's the most important thing to you?

Tui dda'p ngay ma` kho^ng chu't nga^`n nga.i:

- Of course is Sex

Mo.i ngu*o*`i trong nha` tho*` O^` le^n mo^.t tie^'ng lo*'n, co`n cha xu*' thi` ma(.t ma`y ddo? lu*.ng... Tui cu~ng hong hie^?u ta.i sao...

Ru`i thi` tui cu~ng quen ba.n ga'i. Co^ ta tha^.t de^~ thu*o*ng, hay cho*i ddua` vo*'i con cho' cu?a tui. Co' la^`n, ba` accountant gia` trong so*? ho?i tha(m tui:

- How is your girlfriend? Are you guy doing well?

Tui ho*'n ho*? tra? lo*`i ngay:

- Oh, wonderful. She loves Sex as me. We both feel great with Sex.

Ba` gia` nhi`n tui, ha^'p ha'y ma('t:

- Oh, you're both still young.. Enjoy it...

Ru`i tui cu~ng la^'y na`ng la`m vo*., ban dda^`u cu~ng ha.nh fu'c, nhu*ng sau 3 na(m thi` co*m kho^ng la`nh, canh kho^ng ngo.t... chung quy cu~ng chi? vi` co^ ta kho^ng co`n ye^u thi'ch con cho' cu?a tui nu*?a. Co^ ta ca(`n nha(`n ddu? tro`, na`o la` no' ca('n ra'ch gia`y cu?a co^ ta, no' la`m nha` do* da'y, lo^ng bay tu`m lum nha`, ru`i co^ ta bi. allergy.... Sau ddo' chu'ng to^i dde^. ddo*n ra toa` xin ly di. Khi quan toa` ho?i ly' do, to^i tra? lo*`i mo^.t ma.ch kho^ng suy nghi~.

- She loved Sex before, but now she doesn't need it anymore and she wants me not to have Sex. But I still love Sex, I have to have Sex...

Tui chu*a no'i he^'t y' thi` o^ng toa` dda~ ga^.t gu` kie^?u ra^'t hie^?u y' tui va` ca?m tho^ng vo^ cu`ng vo*'i hoa`n ca?nh cu?a tui, ru`i o^?ng ky' ddo*n ca'i re.t.

Nhu*ng ru`i tui cu~ng kho^ng vui ve? la^u. Co' 1 nga`y, kho^ng bie^'t ta.i sao con Sex cu?a tui la.i cha.y ma^'t tie^u. Cha('c la` qua^n o^n hoa`n vi.t lo^.n na`o ddo' dda~ a(n ca('p ma^'t no' ro^`i. Tui ho^'t hoa?ng cha.y ddi ti`m no' kha('p no*i dde^'n ta^.n 2, 3 gio*` sa'ng va^~n kho^ng tha^'y. Cho*.t co' 1 nha^n vie^n ca?nh sa't cha(.n tui la.i:

- What are you doing up now on the street?

Tui the^?u na~o tra? lo*`i:

- I'm looking for Sex. I miss Sex, I have to find Sex now...

Kho?i no'i thi` quy' vi. cu~ng bie^'t ca^u chuye^.n tie^'p theo ddo' ra sao... Nga`y thu*' hai tua^`n to*'i tui fa?i ra ha^`u toa` vi` ca'i to^.i ti`m Sex giu*~a khuya. Bo*?i va^.y, tui khuye^n ca'c ba.n sau na`y ddu*`ng dda(.t te^n cho pets cu?a quy' vi. mo^.t ca'i te^n tai ha.i nhu* te^n Sex... Ma` ne^'u dda(.t te^n Dick thi` nghe cu~ng ky` la('m a'... Cha(?ng le~ va`o giu*~a khuya, ba.n la.i ddi lang thang va` ga(.p ai cu~ng ho?i:

- I'm looking for Dick... Do you see my Dick?

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