Female come back pick up lines

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Female come back pick up lines


(M=Male) (F= Female)

1.) M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2.)M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

3.)M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

4.)M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.

5.)M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER.

6.)M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.

7.)M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.

8.)M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?

9.)M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing