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Cường quốc số 1 trong thế kỷ 21
Mỹ hay Trung Quốc ?



Chồng chất ...tài tình như thế này ...chắc là Trung Quốc thắng rùi ...

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Bảng hiệu nì đang quảng cáo...khuyến mãi....hay lăng-xê hàng họ dzì dzị chòy...? á
Có ai hỉu...please... thông dịch dùm... Thank you....

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English for today... !!!!
The difference between COMPLETE & FINISH...


People say there is no difference between
COMPLETE & FINISH...


But there is!

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.....

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....



But when the "right one" catches you with the "wrong one",
you are ..... COMPLETELY FINISHED !


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Question A Lesson in Business Management Care (Due Diligence!)


Business Management....

Johnny wanted to have sex with Sophia in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day...
Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,
- "I'll give you a $100 if you let me make love to you."
But the girl said 'NO'.

Johnny said,
- "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult...
her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says,
- "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast,
then he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by...
and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded,
- "The bastard used coins !"



Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it
and running into the risk of getting screwed !



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Định Nghiã Thành công !


Lúc 5 tuổi thành công có nghĩa là … không đái dầm.

Lên 10 tuổi thành công là … biết đi xe đạp.

Đến 16 tuổi thành công là … có nhiều bạn bè..

Khi 20 tuổi thành công là … có 1 người yêu mình.

Đến 40 tuổi thành công là … rủng rỉnh tiền bạc


Lên 50 tuổi thành công … vẫn là rủng rỉnh tiền bạc.

Lúc 60 tuổi thành công là … vẫn có 1 người yêu mình.

Sang 70 tuổi thành công là … vẫn đi được xe đạp.

Qua 80 tuổi thành công là … vẫn có nhiều bạn bè,

Khi 85 tuổi thành công là … không đái dầm !




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These people run the US government !


A Washington DC Airport ticket agent recalls some examples of...
"WHY" our country is in trouble !


1./.
I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane (?!?!)

2./.
I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me:
- I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts !

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained,
- Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Cape Town is in South Africa .
His response -- click...

3./.
A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied:
- Don't lie to me ! I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!! (OMG)

4./.
I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked:
- Is it possible to see England from Canada ?

I said:
- No.

She said:
- But they look so close on the map ! (OMG, again !)

5./.
An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas... I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas...

I asked him:
- Why do you want to rent a car ?

He said:
- I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6./.
An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7./.
A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked:
- Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom ?

I said:
- No, why do you ask ?

He replied:
- Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude !

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..

8./.
A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked:
- Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?

9./.
I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala who asked,
- How do I know which plane to get on ?

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied,
- I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.

10./.
Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said:
- I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes ?

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.

She said:
- Yeah, whatever, smarty !

11./.
Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa.
- Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa.
When I told her this she said:
- Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!

12./.
A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations:
- I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said:
- Are you sure that's the name of the town ?

- Yes, what flights do you have ? replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with:
- I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere.

The man retorted,
- Oh, don't be silly ! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map !

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered:
- You don't mean Buffalo, do you ?

The reply ?
- Whatever ! I knew it was a big animal.''


Now you know why the Government is in the shape it's in !
Could ANYONE be this DUMB ?

YES...THEY WALK AMONG US...ARE IN POLITICS...
AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED....


I don't write it, I just offer it for your consideration.
Like manure, just gotta spread it around.



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Nikki Pezaro



Những tiên đoán về năm 2011



Nikki Pezaro, thầy bói nổi tiếng ở Toronto, Canada, người từng tiên đoán đúng như in về nhiều sự kiện của năm 2010 như vụ giải cứu các thợ mở ở Chile, động đất ở Toronto và Quebec, cũng như động đất và lũ lụt ở Indonesia… đã đưa ra tiên đoán của mình về năm 2011.


- Hai máy bay qua Washington DC , Hoa Kỳ sẽ va chạm và gặp tai nạn
- Sông Thames ở Anh sẽ bị bỏ thuốc độc trong một vụ khủng bố.
- Israel và Iran sẽ có chiến tranh.
- Có một trận động đất mạnh ở Chicago , Illinois , Mỹ.
- Tổng thống Obama phải cẩn thận trong các cuộc diễu hành.
- Ca cấy ghép não người đầu tiên sẽ diễn ra ở Mỹ hoặc Anh.
- Hillary Clinton được đề cử giải Nobel Hòa bình.
- Trong y học có bước đột phá trong việc chữa bệnh Alzheimer và mất trí nhớ.
- Triều Tiên và Hàn Quốc sẽ có chiến tranh.
- Một vụ lở đất tồi tệ nhất trong lịch sử ở California , Mỹ phá hủy hàng nghìn ngôi nhà.
- Gia đình Tổng thống Mỹ Obama có thể có 1 thành viên mới hoặc 2 thành viên sinh đôi.
- Cựu ứng viên Tổng thống Mỹ Sarah Palin sẽ ly dị chồng.
- UFO hình móng ngựa được nhìn thấy ở Roswell , New Mexico .

PLST@
Ref: PsychicNikki

2011 Predictions




- 2010 -


Last year Nikki predicted the oil spill in the Gulf, North Korea attacking South Korea , Bill Clinton’s health problems and Burt Reynolds' health scare. She also predicted the tragedy on an oil rig, the trouble around Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga winning many awards, Matt Lauers sex scandal, Tiger Woods divorce, a terrorist attack in Karachi , Pakistan , the death of Tony Curtis and the passing of Dennis Hopper. Nikki also predicted Michael Douglas’ health woes, Barbara Bush and Zsa Zsa Gabor's health problems, danger and an accident around the singer Pink, earthquakes in Toronto and Quebec as well as the earthquake and floods in Indonesia . Nikki’s predictions were made on many media outlets, including The Toronto Sun, The Sun, US Tabloid, The Edge Radio Station 102.1FM, as well as various news outlets, television, and in print on her website.



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Here's how Nikki sees 2011:

World Predictions





1. A terrorist attack in Toronto .
2. A gold rush in Hawaii .
3. President Obama has to be careful of parades.
4. President Obama’s children in danger.
5. Danger around President Obama.
6. Syria at war with the United States , the new Iraq .
7. More UFO sightings.
8. The Thames River poisoned in a terrorist attack.
9. Two planes over Washington DC , United States , collide and crash.
10. Mine disaster Pittsburgh , Pennsylvania .
11. Israel and Iran at war.
12. A powerful quake rocks Chicago , Illinois .
13. A roller coaster will go out of control at a theme park in the US injuring many.
14. The world’s first brain transplant.
15. A huge breakthrough in the cure for dementia and Alzheimer’s.
16. A dense fog - the worst in fifty years - disrupts air travel and transportation woes in London , England
17. A bionic eye will be invented by a French scientist.
18. Hillary Clinton nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
19. A Japanese plane is hijacked on the way to Singapore from Tokyo , Japan .
20. A disease around maple trees.
21. A worm destroys the tea plant and plantations in Sri Lanka .
22. A UFO in the shape of a horseshoe hovers over Roswell , New Mexico .
23. A towering inferno in San Francisco .
24. The world’s largest salmon will be caught in British Columbia .
25. A Hollywood starlet will give birth to a dwarf.
26. The area of Brentwood in Los Angeles on fire.
27. North Korea and South Korea at war.
28. The worst landslides in California history destroy thousands of homes.
29. A Paris suburb on fire.
30. An oil spill in the Persian Gulf .
31. Terrorist attack in Manila in the Philippines .
32. A biological attack on a US city.
33. A cruise ship on fire destroying hundreds of lives.
34. A space tragedy.
35. An explosion at an American Airforce base.
36. A terrorist attack at the Statue of Liberty in New York .
37. A terrorist attack at Grand Central Station in New York .
38. A bridge blows up in the United States .
39. Two trains collide in southern England killing many.
40. A blimp explodes in Germany .
41. An explosion at an American Express office in Europe .
42. A heist in Louisville , Kentucky .
43. A horse and jockey pass away at the Kentucky Derby.
44. A cruise ship turns upside down after an underwater earthquake under the Adriatic Sea .
45. Danger and health woes Hillary Clinton.
46. A prison riot New York .
47. Prison breakout and riot San Quentin.
48. A giant spider’s nest will be found in South America .
49. Polar bears and penguins moving south due to global warming.
50. Another oil spill in the Persian Gulf .
51. Widespread damage when a meteorite hits two states in the southwestern United States .
52. Bill Clinton has to watch his health
53. Biological attack on the US and Britain .
54. A world wide computer virus.
55. Terrorist attacks in Germany , London , England , Los Angeles , New York and Chicago .
56. An avalanche in Italy .
57. Sex scandal around a famous political person in Washington , DC , USA .
58. A terrorist attack in Paris , France .
59. Sarkozy in danger.
60. A trampese artist will fall at a circus.
61. A Turkish airliner is hijacked and blown up.
62. The largest emerald in the world is found near Bogota , Columbia .
63. A new species of octopus is found in the Mediterranean Sea .
64. An arrest in the Jon Benet Ramsey case.
65. Passing of Fidel Castro.
66. An arrest in the Madeline McCann case.
67. A gorilla escapes from a German zoo injuring many.
68. A US naval ship is hijacked.
69. A tsunami in Japan .
70. The Empire State Building on fire.
71. Earthquake in the Grand Canyon .
72. Pandemic in Africa spreading worldwide.
73. A huge earthquake in Japan .
74. North Korea will attack Japan .
75. A terrorist attack Los Angeles .
76. Terrorist attack in Vancouver .
77. Stock market up and down from one extreme to another.
78. Government change in Indonesia .
79. Uprising in Venezuela .
80. Chavez in danger.
81. The painting of the Mona Lisa will be stolen.
82. A politician's children will be kidnapped.
83. The Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York will burn down.
84. A terrorist attack on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills , California .
85. A plane will crash into the Hollywood sign in LA.
86. Mount St. Helens will erupt.
87. Earthquake in Seattle and Oregon .
88. Parts of the polar ice cap will melt.
89. Two subways will collide head on in New York City .
90. Madam Tussard's wax museum in London , England will burn after a massive fire.
91. Dick Cheney has to watch his health.
92. A large American newspaper will go bankrupt.
93. A new cat burglar in the South of France will rob the rich like in the movie 'To Catch A Thief'.
94. Sir Richard Branson in danger.
95. Life on other planets is stronger when new evidence is gathered.
96. A pill that makes you younger within thirty days.
97. Breakthroughs in the mystery of autism.
98. A Las Vegas hotel and casino on fire.

Star Predictions

1. The movie The Black Swan will be nominated for an Oscar.
2. Natalie Portman will be nominated for an Oscar.
3. George Clooney will marry.
4. A remake of the movie The Godfather.
5. A remake of the movie Scarface.
6. Loretta Lynn has to watch health
7. A remake of the movie Jaws in 3D.
8. The TV series Boardwalk Empire will win many Emmy awards.
9. Lady Gaga will turn to acting as well as music.
10. Katy Perry will be a mermaid in a music video.
11. A remake of the movie Cleopatra.
12. Queen Latifah will play in either on Broadway or TV, or a biography and I see her replacing someone on the View.
13. Rosie O’Donnell makes a comeback.
14. Pricilla Presley has to watch her health.
15. Justin Beiber has to watch his health and danger.
16. Warren Beatty and Annette Bening will split.
17. Justin Beiber will win lots of awards.
18. Health watch - Aretha Franklin.
19. Health problems - Shirley Maclaine
20. Health problems - Melanie Griffith.
21. Paris Hilton kidnapped for ransom.
22. Paul Anka divorce.
23. Bristol Palin engagement, but be careful of skiing and driving.
24. Former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss danger and health problems.
25. Tiger Woods has to be careful of planes.
26. Taylor Swift has to be careful of transportation – cars, planes, etc.
27. Mel Gibson will move to Australia and has to watch health.
28. Christine Agilera will pose for Playboy.
29. Josh Brolin and Diane Lane will separate.
30. Whoopi Goldberg will quit the View.
31. Kim Kardashian baby and marriage.
32. Nick Cage will split from wife.
33. Alex Baldwin will run for politics.
34. Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry will produce a blockbuster movie which will be a hit.
35. Lady Gaga will appear in a Hollywood movie.
36. Kate Goslin will remarry.
37. Snookie from Jersey Shore has to watch for injury.
38. There will be another TV series: 'Singing With The Stars'.
39. A Hollywood hunk will save a child from drowning.
40. Halley Berry will have another child.
41. A movie starlet will have triplets.
42. Betty White has to watch health although I see her receiving a lot of awards.
43. Tippi Hendren in danger.
44. A marriage for Angelina Jolie.
45. A marriage for Jennifer Anniston and baby.
46. A child for George Clooney.
47. Howie Mandel has to watch health.
48. A Hollywood starlet’s signifigant other has to be careful of their signifigant other on a motorcycle.
49. Rachel McAdams will have her own sitcom.
50. Madonna will open her own hotel.
51. Donald Trump will be successful in politics.
52. Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas has to watch her marriage.
53. A Victoria secret model will be kidnapped for ransom.
54. Ellen Page will be an advocate for the environment
55. Hulk Hogan has to watch health
56. Elizabeth Taylor health woes
57. A famous comedian will run for politics
58. Danny Glover has to watch health.
59. Hugh Hefner has to watch health.
60. A fire at the Playboy Mansion
61. Kristy Alley has to watch health.
62. Another Hollywood hunk will confess to being gay.
63. The success of his reality series Gene Simmons - will produce a feature film based on his TV series
64. With the success of 'Dancing With The Stars', dance studios will open all over the world.
65. Dance clubs like the discos of the seventies and eighties will open up again
66. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will split.

Wild Weather Predictions

1. Category five hurricane wipes out Miami .
2. The worst mudslides in California ’s history will occur.
3. Mount St. Helens erupting.
4. Earthquake Seattle , Washington .
5. Earthquake Chicago , Illinois .
6. Part of the polar ice cap melts.
7. Wildfires spread to Beverley Hills and Los Angeles , Brentwood .
8. More tsunamis Sumatra Indonesia , Alaska , Hawaii and Japan .
9. A great earthquake in Los Angeles , San Francisco and San Diego .
10. Earthquake Lake Tahoe.
11. Earthquake Toronto and Quebec .
12. Earthquake Oregon .
13. Earthquake Grand Canyon .
14. Earthquake New York , Alaska , Japan , Greece .
15. Earthquake British Columbia , China and Iran .
16. Tornado in California .
17. Floods Amsterdam , Holland , Rhine River , Germany , Bangladesh , Great Britain . Venice , Italy , Gulf Coast of Florida and France .
18. Tsunami Malibu , California .
19. Wildfires Greece , Australia , Texas , Hawaii .
20. Mudslides in India , California .
21. Typhoon in Taiwan .
22. Tornadoes Oklahoma , Indiana , Texas , Illinois , Tennessee .
23. Great earthquake Rome and Naples , Italy .
24. Huge snowstorm and blizzards up the eastern seaboard affecting the great lakes – Toronto , Chicago , New York , Boston , etc.
25. Earthquake Yosemite and Yellowstone Park .

The Royals

1. A royal pregnancy.
2. A horse accident around the royal family.
3. The Queen has to watch for kidnapping.
4. The Duke of Edinborough has to watch his health.
5. A royal wedding.
6. Wedding in Monaco .
7. Danger around the Queen.
8. Buckingham Palace on fire.
9. Royal staff will quit because of too many ghosts at Buckingham Palace .
10. Prince Harry has to be careful of fast cars.
11. The royal Crown Jewels will be stolen.
12. The Queen has to watch health.
13. Windsor Castle on fire.
14. A royal kidnapping.
15. A royal funeral.

Sports Predictions

1. A new national hockey league for women.
2. A racehorse and jockey die at a race.
3. A spectacular crash of three formula race cars together.
4. Another sting ray death.
5. A shark attack off the coast of Maine .
6. A riot at a soccer stadium.
7. A riot on a basketball court.
8. Tragedy at an air show.
9. Tiger Woods has to be careful of planes.

Death and Health Watch

Annette Funicello, Hillary Clinton, Charles Manson, Doris Day, Ben Kingsley, Willie Nelson, Penny Marshall, Clint Eastwood, Paul Tracey, Brittany Spears, Dario Franchetti, John Walsh, Latoya Jackson, Steven Harper, Alice Cooper, Ronnie Hawkins, Gordon Lightfoot, North Korean President, Prime Minister of Australia, Burt Reynolds, David Hasselhoff (The Hoff), Tiger Woods, Hulk Hogan, Mickey Rooney, Pamela Anderson, Shakira, Loretta Lynn, Kirstie Alley, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, President Masharoff, Billy Graham, Jerry Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas, Joanne Woodward, Debbie Reynolds, Barak Obama, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dick Clark, Ryan Seacrest, Nelson Mandela, Lindsay Lohan, Kanya West, Sean Combs, Nancy Reagan, Dick Cheney, Dick Clark, George Bush Senior, Jimmy Carter, Barbra Bush, Elizabeth Taylor, Larry King, Mick Jagger, Steve Tyler, Elton John, Arnold Swarzenhagger, Doris Day, Pink, Hugh Hefner, Shirley Temple Black, Alex Trebek, French President Sarkozy, Queen Elizabeth, Duke of Edinborough, Prime Minister of England, Amy Winehouse, Aretha Franklin, Bob Barker, Karl Lagerfield, Ralph Lauren, David Copperfield, Jackie Stallone, Sylvester Stallone, Chris Angel (Mind Freak), Tippi Hendren, Melanie Griffith, Keith Richards, the group Metallica’s David Blaine, Lauren Bacall, Marilyn Manson, Sean Penn, Madonna, Axel Rose of Guns and Roses, Larry King, former Prime Minister Tony Blair, Bill Clinton, Howie Mandel, Dog Dwayne Chapman the Bounty Hunter, Miko Brando, Michael Jackson’s father, Catharine Jackson, Carol Channing, Phyllis Diller, Barry Manilow, George Clooney, Jeremy Irons, Brad Pitt, Prince of Purple Rain, Robin Williams, Michael J. Fox, John Travolta, Woody Allen, Al Pacino, Robert D’Niro, Jack Nicolson, Mariska Hargerty, Nicole Richie, Royal Prince’s Harry and William, David Letterman, Harry Bellefonte, Bill Cosby, Pamela Anderson, Sir Richard Branson, Jay Leno, Hillary Clinton, Barbra Streisand, Peter Falk, Robert Evans, Ernest Borgnine, Chaz Bono, Bob Barker, Michelle Williams, Heidi Montague, Justin Beiber, Ed Asner, Kreskin, and Lady Gaga.

* It does not mean the above mentioned will all pass but they might have to watch their health and danger in their life.*


Look back this information was given out last year 2010.

Here's how Nikki sees 2011:

World Predictions # 69 ---- A Tsunami in Japan !!

Death and Health watch ---- Elizabeth Taylor !!


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This picture is worth a trillion $$






House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, pictured standing, far right, speaks while colleagues Rep. Barbara Lambert, D-Milford and Rep. Jack F. Hennessy, D-Bridgeport, play solitaire Monday night as the House convened to vote on a new budget. (AP)

The guy sitting in the row in front of these two.....he's on Facebook, and the guy behind Hennessy is checking out the baseball scores.

These are the folks that couldn't get the budget out by Oct. 1, and are about to control your health care, cap and trade, and the list goes on and on….

This is just one of their 3-DAY WORK WEEKS (salary is about $179,000 per year).


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Theo thống kê ....
Cuộc đời một người đàn ông hầu hết gắn bó với chữ "ăn"
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1. Khi còn bé thì "ăn học"

2. Lớn thêm chút nữa thì "ăn chơi"

3. Lúc có bạn gái thì chăm chăm tìm cách "ăn thịt"

4. Ăn thịt xong thì phải "ăn hỏi" rồi "ăn cưới"
cưới về phải tiến hành "ăn nằm".

5. Khi vợ đến kỳ nguyệt san đành phải "ăn chay" hoặc"ăn vụng"
sau khi vợ sinh em bé thì phải "ăn kiêng"
về già rụng răng phải "ăn cháo"
xa thêm tí nữa thì theo các cụ mà "ăn xôi"

1- Hồi nhỏ thì "ăn vóc học hay"
xin tiền ba mẹ mua quà không được thì "ăn vạ"

2- Lớn lên học đòi thì bắt đầu "ăn diện" để tán gái
nhưng "ăn nói bậy bạ" thì có khi "ăn bạt tai"

3- Khi đã có vợ, sau một thời gian"ăn nằm" thì có khi "ăn năn đã muộn"
và nghĩ rằng mình phải "ăn đời ở kiếp" với người này
thì xem như "ăn cám hay ăn khế trả vàng" hay đúng là số "ăn mày"

4- Khi "ăn nên làm ra" thì "ăn tiền", "ăn bẩn" của dân
"ăn sung mặc sướng" rồi sanh tật "ăn gian"
nói dối vợ là đi "ăn cơm khách" nhưng thực ra là đi "ăn vụng"
hay gọi là "ăn bánh trả tiền"
trót lọt thì không sao, rủi đổ bể thì có mà "ăn cám" hoặc "bỏ ăn".

5- Khi thất nghiệp thì sẽ có lắm điều tệ hại :
a. hơi tệ: "ăn không ngồi rồi"..."ăn theo"..."ăn bám"..."ăn hại"
b. khá tệ: "ăn quỵt"... "ăn mày".
c. quá tệ: "ăn trộm"... "ăn cắp"... "ăn cướp"
6- Khi cờ bạc (đánh cờ, đánh bạc), đang "ăn to"
bỗng đứng dậy ra về gọi là "ăn non"
"Ăn non" mà còn vênh váo, có khi bị "ăn đấm"..."ăn đá"...
"ăn đòn"... "ăn đạn"
rùi ..."ăn chuối" lun ...(kí nì là của Amour :D)

Trùi ...

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