Superman

[khang]

A lonely old lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married, so she
put a "Wanted Ad" in the local paper that read, "Husband Wanted. Must
be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and
must still be good in bed. All applicants must apply in person."

On the second day of the ad, she heard the doorbell ring. There sat a
man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

She asked in a sarcastic manner, "You're not expecting me to consider
you, are you? Just look at you - you have no legs.?
The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you."

She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
"Therefore, no chance to beat you,? the old man said.

The old lady raised her eyebrows and stared at him intensely, "Are you
still good in bed?" she asked.
The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?" :D :D :lol:



How could he ring the doorbell? :D :D Ai biết trả lời giùm , hihihi

[HoangHon]

chắc dùng lưởi bấm chuông hả :D :D :D

<div class='quotetop'>(HoangHon @ Mar 9 2006, 02:47 AM) [snapback]95308[/snapback]</div>

chắc dùng lưởi bấm chuông hả :D :D :D
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gúm chít :rolleyes:

[Old_captain]

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 8 2006, 11:19 PM) [snapback]95319[/snapback]</div>

gúm chít :rolleyes:
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Tonge and mouth ... sure that ... it's more reasonable to ring the door bell :lol: :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 10 2006, 01:45 PM) [snapback]95407[/snapback]</div>

Tonge and mouth ... sure that ... it's more reasonable to ring the door bell :lol: :lol:
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maybe he used the other one , i 'll try to find it out :rolleyes: what's it Khang? :ph34r:

[Old_captain]

<div class='quotetop'>(m3oc0n @ Mar 10 2006, 01:39 AM) [snapback]95426[/snapback]</div>

maybe he used the other one , i 'll try to find it out :rolleyes: what's it Khang? :ph34r:
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If the door bell fit his-other-one very much :D

<div class='quotetop'>(Old_captain @ Mar 10 2006, 02:44 PM) [snapback]95431[/snapback]</div>

If the door bell fit his-other-one very much :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: too high

[khang]

long enough, certainly :D :D :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>(khang @ Mar 10 2006, 03:03 PM) [snapback]95446[/snapback]</div>

long enough, certainly :D :D :lol:
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really ? :blink:

[Old_captain]

<div class='quotetop'>(khang @ Mar 10 2006, 02:03 AM) [snapback]95446[/snapback]</div>

long enough, certainly :D :D :lol:
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only long is not enough for a door bell ringing :D
otherwise, he could not wear any thing :D